Kristen Jewel is a poet and fiction novel writer.

Kristen lives with her boyfriend, David, and their 2 pets: Khaleesi and Grogu (a cat and a tortoise, respectively.) She isn’t the greatest at explaining herself, so she’d like to offer these random facts written in the third person: 

1) She is 96% sure pickleball isn’t real, it’s a conspiracy. There might never be anything that will ever convince her otherwise.

2) She cannot make a paper airplane to save her life—they just refuse to actually fly, it's very frustrating. 

3) She is a self-proclaimed and enthusiastic Stay. 

4) Will 100% wear glitter, then not tell anyone why.

5) Mostly wears black, but actually loves blue, pastel pink, and lavender. 

6) Has an Etsy shop called "StayVilla" because she thought the play on words was funny, and accidentally made a fan TikTok. Oops? 

7) Has strong suspicions she might be what they call "bubblegum emo." 

8) Always anxious, but always caffeinated. Does one feed into the other? Might also be a conspiracy.